TellingBird
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Post by TellingBird on Aug 1, 2012 5:42:02 GMT 9.5
Two prostitutes were riding
around town with a sign on
top of their car which said: Two Prostitutes
$50.00 A policeman, seeing the sign,
stopped them and told them
they'd either have to remove
the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed
with a sign saying 'JESUS SAVES'
One of the girls asked the officer,
'How come you don't stop them?'
'Well, that's a little different,'
the officer smiled,
'Their sign pertains to religion.'
The following day, the same police
officer noticed the same two hookers
driving around with a new sign on their car.
He figured he had an easy arrest
until he read their new sign... Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50
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Post by Chips on Aug 1, 2012 7:51:54 GMT 9.5
Now that I liked
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Post by thelion on Aug 1, 2012 15:30:31 GMT 9.5
Now I thought it would be better saying
SEEKING JOHN!
LOL
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Post by browneyedgirl on Aug 3, 2012 1:58:50 GMT 9.5
Naughty....that is so hilarious!
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Post by shoe on Aug 21, 2012 6:38:23 GMT 9.5
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Post by Cullyn Of Cerrmor on Aug 22, 2012 16:51:36 GMT 9.5
Now I thought it would be better saying SEEKING JOHN! LOL Maybe peter is the John in this case
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