Post by Chips on Jun 22, 2012 4:27:29 GMT 9.5
Balance
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel,
found him, resting on the seventh day.He inquired, --- "Where have
you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the
clouds,---- "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, ---- "What is it?"
"It's a planet," --- replied God, --- and I've put life on it.
I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test
'Balance.'"
"Balance?" --- inquired Michael, ---- "I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For
example,northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and
wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've
placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent
of black people.
Balance in all things..."
God continued pointing to different countries. --- "This one will
be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in
ice."
The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land
area and said, --- "What's that one?"
"That's the New South Wales Coast , of Australia , the most
glorious place on earth. There are beautiful trees and gardens, a
beautiful river, and days filled with sunshine. The people from the
Coast are going to be handsome, modest,intelligent, and humorous,
and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely
sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and
producers of good things."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, ---
"But what about balance, God? You said there would be 'balance.'"
God smiled, --- "I will create Canberra ,
Wait till you see the idiots I'll put there."...............
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel,
found him, resting on the seventh day.He inquired, --- "Where have
you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the
clouds,---- "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, ---- "What is it?"
"It's a planet," --- replied God, --- and I've put life on it.
I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test
'Balance.'"
"Balance?" --- inquired Michael, ---- "I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For
example,northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and
wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've
placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent
of black people.
Balance in all things..."
God continued pointing to different countries. --- "This one will
be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in
ice."
The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land
area and said, --- "What's that one?"
"That's the New South Wales Coast , of Australia , the most
glorious place on earth. There are beautiful trees and gardens, a
beautiful river, and days filled with sunshine. The people from the
Coast are going to be handsome, modest,intelligent, and humorous,
and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely
sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and
producers of good things."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, ---
"But what about balance, God? You said there would be 'balance.'"
God smiled, --- "I will create Canberra ,
Wait till you see the idiots I'll put there."...............