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Post by Chips on Jun 22, 2012 4:19:16 GMT 9.5
Five Caribbean Surgeons.
Five Caribbean Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first a Cuban surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second a Jamaican responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."
The third a Barbadian surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth a Guyanese surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth a Trinidadian surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
"You' re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ar*e are interchangeable.
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