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Post by Epi on Mar 1, 2008 12:30:38 GMT 9.5
A young couple recently got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. 'Well,' said her mother, 'so how was the honeymoon?'
'Oh, Mum' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!' Suddenly she burst out crying. 'But, mum as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home. PLEASE MUM!' 'Sarah, Sarah,' her mother said, 'calm down!' You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?'
'Please don't make me tell you, mum' wept the daughter, 'I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!' 'Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!'
Sobbing, the bride said, 'Oh, Mum . . he used words like: Dust, Wash, Iron, and Cook ...'
'I'll pick you up in twenty minutes,' said the mother......
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Post by Cullyn Of Cerrmor on Mar 1, 2008 16:10:49 GMT 9.5
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Post by zonked on Mar 1, 2008 21:51:37 GMT 9.5
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Post by browneyedgirl on Mar 3, 2008 17:07:44 GMT 9.5
"dust".....that is a horrible 4-letter word!
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Post by Cullyn Of Cerrmor on Mar 3, 2008 17:47:30 GMT 9.5
"dust".....that is a horrible 4-letter word! Especially for those who suffer from hay fever.
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Post by gypho on Mar 5, 2008 15:58:13 GMT 9.5
AS far as I'm concerned, if the dust-bunnies want to throw a party, as long as I'm invited, the only people to be feared in this house are son and hubby. I do NOT dust. Maybe 3 times a year. I use the air pressure hose. If they don't want it broken, they dust it before I air dust. LOL
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