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Post by annieoakley on Feb 29, 2008 4:51:08 GMT 9.5
Q. Why couldn't the dessert reach the table?
A. It was a shortcake.
Q. Why wouldn't the oyster give anyone his pearl?
A. Because he was shellfish.
Q. Why do people who smoke cigars need lots of exercise?
A. Because they end up with big butts.
Q. What did the Terminator say to Beethoven?
A. I'll be Bach.
Q. Why did Diana Ross go to law school?
A. She wanted to work at the Supreme Court.
Q. What do you call two bees, a hornet, and a wasp with violins?
A. A sting quartet.
Q. Why can't a woman ask for help from her brother?
A. He can't be a brother and assist her, too.
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Post by zonked on Feb 29, 2008 10:17:47 GMT 9.5
Groan is right!!!
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Post by Cullyn Of Cerrmor on Mar 1, 2008 16:12:58 GMT 9.5
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Post by zonked on Mar 1, 2008 21:52:37 GMT 9.5
Groan is right!!!
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