TellingBird
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Post by TellingBird on Feb 18, 2008 1:30:48 GMT 9.5
This was nominated for best joke of the year
A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the UnitedStates.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. " Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says , "No, I am from Africa !" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work!!!!!!! IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, TOMORROW AT 11:30 AM YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE.
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Post by clifftimmons on Feb 18, 2008 1:56:22 GMT 9.5
How sad but true.
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Post by annieoakley on Feb 18, 2008 5:11:48 GMT 9.5
No laughing matter.
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Post by Epi on Feb 18, 2008 6:02:13 GMT 9.5
Did it win?
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Post by zonked on Feb 18, 2008 8:32:24 GMT 9.5
>:(Yeah and it cost me a lot of money for my health care!!!!
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Post by Cullyn Of Cerrmor on Feb 18, 2008 18:53:38 GMT 9.5
Probably not true, if every American had a job, no one would care if the illegals worked or not. The problem is the Illegals get jobs and Americans Don't
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Post by clifftimmons on Feb 18, 2008 23:27:37 GMT 9.5
No, if American were hired, the employers would have to pay out more money, benifits ect.
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Post by browneyedgirl on Feb 19, 2008 9:27:05 GMT 9.5
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Post by gypho on Feb 19, 2008 11:07:43 GMT 9.5
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