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Post by urm4162 on Jul 12, 2004 10:55:47 GMT 9.5
To make Vegemite on toast you need the following ingredients;
1. A jar of Vegemite. (Or something thick, black and spreadable)
2. 2 Pieces of Bread.
3. Butter or Margarine.
Now do you have all the ingredients? Good.
First put the bread in the toaster. Make sure that you turn the toaster on, and to let go of the bread after you put it in. Then after you take the now burnt toast out of the toaster and throw it away, get another 2 pieces of bread and burn... I mean toast them. After the Bread is nicely toasted spread it with a thin layer of Margarine or Butter. Let it melt onto the bread, then add the Vegemite (Or car oil depending on what you used.) with a thin layer. Now you have two ready to eat vegemite sandwiches! Give it to the dog to see if its edible... Wait a few minutes, if the dog keeps breathing make some more and eat it yourself. If not... call the vetenarian.
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Post by Chips on Jul 12, 2004 15:48:19 GMT 9.5
Smart sod!! We gotta a trainee Paul Hogan (Crocodile Dundee) here.
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Post by Epi on Jul 12, 2004 15:55:41 GMT 9.5
I just know Zonked will try to substitute marmite!
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Post by sterling on Jul 13, 2004 13:59:10 GMT 9.5
Nah Epi he loves his dog.
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Post by urm4162 on Jul 14, 2004 17:28:14 GMT 9.5
Does it have to be Paul Hogan? Can't it be someone else like Bill Cosby?
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Post by zonked on Jul 21, 2004 9:49:27 GMT 9.5
urm4162, you're the wrong color and from the wrong country!!!!!
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