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Post by Cullyn Of Cerrmor on Jul 23, 2012 16:21:10 GMT 9.5
Medical Info Women Should know.
Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So, what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college.
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Post by Mrs Chips on Aug 7, 2012 14:07:12 GMT 9.5
very funny.
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Post by Crystal Fox on Aug 9, 2012 10:31:01 GMT 9.5
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Post by shoe on Aug 21, 2012 6:32:39 GMT 9.5
Hilarious...
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