TellingBird
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Post by TellingBird on Feb 28, 2008 8:16:53 GMT 9.5
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said. Silence fell on the congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers." And the congregation said, "Amen".
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Post by nancy1340 on Feb 28, 2008 8:28:41 GMT 9.5
Bwwwwhahahahahaha
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Post by zonked on Feb 28, 2008 9:31:41 GMT 9.5
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Post by annieoakley on Feb 28, 2008 10:03:22 GMT 9.5
ROTF!
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Post by mckenzygirl on Feb 28, 2008 13:55:47 GMT 9.5
That was good!
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Post by Cullyn Of Cerrmor on Mar 1, 2008 16:22:21 GMT 9.5
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