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Post by annieoakley on Feb 26, 2008 11:46:38 GMT 9.5
If you tell him you want a second opinion, he will go out and come in again.
He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he realized she was Chinese.
Another time he gave a patient 6 months to live. At the end of the 6 months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, so the doctor gave him another 6 months.
While he was talking to me his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he is invisible." The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him."
Another time a man came running in the office and yelled, "Doctor, my son just swallowed a roll of film." The doctor calmly replied, "Let's just wait and see what develops."
One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem." The doctor asked, "When did it start?" The man replied, "When did what start ?"
I remember once I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His advice: "Don't answer it."
My doctor sure has his share of nut cases.
One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell." The doctor gave him some pills and said, "Here, take these, and if they don't work, give me a ring."
Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards. The doctor simply said, "Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later."
When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, he told me to stop going to those places.
But doctors can be so frustrating.
You wait a month and a half for an appointment. Then he says, "I wish you had come to me sooner."
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Post by Cullyn Of Cerrmor on Feb 26, 2008 13:04:55 GMT 9.5
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Post by nancy1340 on Feb 26, 2008 13:16:55 GMT 9.5
Groooooooooooooooone
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Post by zonked on Feb 26, 2008 20:48:14 GMT 9.5
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Post by mckenzygirl on Feb 28, 2008 5:10:15 GMT 9.5
Those are cute! Because of the Influenza Type A going around our little town. The Local Hospital asked our church not to shake hands or share the cup in communion. My Doc said to my husband and I, after Church last Saturday, "I'm going to have to talk to Farther, he's infringing on my business!"
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Post by Epi on Feb 28, 2008 6:10:07 GMT 9.5
If they put real wine in the cup wouldn't that kill all germs?
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Post by wvpeach1963 on Feb 28, 2008 6:28:57 GMT 9.5
It would be nice if that were true Epi.
It would sure cut down on the flu.
Unfortunately I think wine might be a breeding ground.
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