Post by Cullyn Of Cerrmor on Jul 6, 2015 11:42:50 GMT 9.5
35 Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest.
#6 Is So True.
1. Chemistry: Where alcohol IS a solution.
2. Biochemistry: Spend 4 years aspiring to discover the cure for cancer, and the rest of your life manufacturing shampoo.
3. Archaeology: If you don’t know what it is, it’s probably ceremonial.
4. Information Technology: Let me google that for you.
5. Computer Science (for a straight girl): The odds are good, but the goods are odd.
6. Political Science: Your opinion is wrong.
7. Aerospace Engineering: “It actually is rocket science.”
8. Engineering: The art of figuring out which parameters you can safely ignore.
9. Structural Engineering: Because architects don’t know what physics is.
10. Philosophy: Think about it…
11. Communications: “We’ll teach you everything you need to know about convincing your friends that your degree is actually meaningful.”
12. Speech Pathology: We have ways of making you talk.
13. Linguistics: Studied 17 languages, am fluent in none of them.
14. Criminal Justice: We’re here because of Law & Order reruns.
15. Photography: It’s worth a shot.
16. Statistics: Where everything’s made up and the numbers don’t matter.
17. Anthropology: It’ll get you laid, but won’t get you paid!
18. Zoology: Because you can’t major in kittens.
19. Psychology: good luck doing anything until you get your master’s!
20. Premed: “I’ll probably switch majors in 2 years.”
21. History: History may repeat itself, but you definitely will.
22. English: So you want to be a teacher.
23. Film: Forks on the left, knives on the right.
24. Astrophysics: “Eh, I’m within an order of magnitude.”
25. Creative Writing: Because job security is for pussies.
26. Latin: Because useful is overrated.
27. Physics: “Everything you learned last week is wrong.”
28. Nursing: Learning to save other’s lives while struggling not to take your own.
29. Marine Bio: “I wanted to play with dolphins…but I’m looking at algae instead.”
30. Accounting: Selling your soul for money.
31. Finance: “Accounting was too hard.”
32. Journalism: Learn how to construct an argument that no one will pay to listen to.
33. Art History: And you thought MAKING art was pointless!
34. Music Performance: If you don’t hate yourself, you’re doing it wrong.
35. Graphic Design: No, we aren’t artists. We are designers. There’s a difference.
#6 Is So True.
1. Chemistry: Where alcohol IS a solution.
2. Biochemistry: Spend 4 years aspiring to discover the cure for cancer, and the rest of your life manufacturing shampoo.
3. Archaeology: If you don’t know what it is, it’s probably ceremonial.
4. Information Technology: Let me google that for you.
5. Computer Science (for a straight girl): The odds are good, but the goods are odd.
6. Political Science: Your opinion is wrong.
7. Aerospace Engineering: “It actually is rocket science.”
8. Engineering: The art of figuring out which parameters you can safely ignore.
9. Structural Engineering: Because architects don’t know what physics is.
10. Philosophy: Think about it…
11. Communications: “We’ll teach you everything you need to know about convincing your friends that your degree is actually meaningful.”
12. Speech Pathology: We have ways of making you talk.
13. Linguistics: Studied 17 languages, am fluent in none of them.
14. Criminal Justice: We’re here because of Law & Order reruns.
15. Photography: It’s worth a shot.
16. Statistics: Where everything’s made up and the numbers don’t matter.
17. Anthropology: It’ll get you laid, but won’t get you paid!
18. Zoology: Because you can’t major in kittens.
19. Psychology: good luck doing anything until you get your master’s!
20. Premed: “I’ll probably switch majors in 2 years.”
21. History: History may repeat itself, but you definitely will.
22. English: So you want to be a teacher.
23. Film: Forks on the left, knives on the right.
24. Astrophysics: “Eh, I’m within an order of magnitude.”
25. Creative Writing: Because job security is for pussies.
26. Latin: Because useful is overrated.
27. Physics: “Everything you learned last week is wrong.”
28. Nursing: Learning to save other’s lives while struggling not to take your own.
29. Marine Bio: “I wanted to play with dolphins…but I’m looking at algae instead.”
30. Accounting: Selling your soul for money.
31. Finance: “Accounting was too hard.”
32. Journalism: Learn how to construct an argument that no one will pay to listen to.
33. Art History: And you thought MAKING art was pointless!
34. Music Performance: If you don’t hate yourself, you’re doing it wrong.
35. Graphic Design: No, we aren’t artists. We are designers. There’s a difference.