TellingBird
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Post by TellingBird on Jan 27, 2013 8:04:39 GMT 9.5
EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER: Number 8 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 6 Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, do some baking . Number 5 Give a person a fish and you feed him or her for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and he or she won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years Number 4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing. Number 3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers-- what you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow. - - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."
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Post by Willow on Jan 28, 2013 21:23:08 GMT 9.5
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