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Post by shoe on Nov 5, 2012 5:58:45 GMT 9.5
TIMBUKTU - A RIPPER
The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; a university graduate and an old aboriginal. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was 'TIMBUKTU'
First to recite his poem was the university graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said: "Slowly across the desert sand, Trekked a lonely caravan Men on camels two by two Destination - Timbuktu." The crowd went crazy! No way could the old aboriginal top that, they thought.
The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited: "Me and Tim a huntin' went, Met three whores in a pop up tent, They were three, and we was two So I bucked one, and tim buktu."
The aboriginal won.
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Post by Chips on Nov 5, 2012 15:40:29 GMT 9.5
good one
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Post by Cullyn Of Cerrmor on Nov 6, 2012 11:08:37 GMT 9.5
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