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Post by Mac McFadden on Sept 6, 2012 11:38:22 GMT 9.5
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: "Hey, buddy; why the long face?"
A polar bear walks into a bar. He tells the bartender: "I'll have a scotch and..............................................soda, please." The bartender says: "Why the big pause?" The polar bear looks at his hands and says: "I was born with them."
A man walks into a bar; grabs his shin and says: "Ouch!"
Mac
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Post by Cullyn Of Cerrmor on Sept 7, 2012 21:51:41 GMT 9.5
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Post by Mac McFadden on Sept 8, 2012 16:23:54 GMT 9.5
A big lady walks into a bar and parks herself on a barstool. "Hey, tarbender, give me tee martoonis and something for my heartburn." The bartender replies: "First of all, I'm not a tarbender, I'm a bartender; second, it not tee martoonis, it's two martinis. And third, you haven't got heartburn, you've got your tit in the ashtray."
Mac
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Post by Cullyn Of Cerrmor on Sept 8, 2012 22:52:07 GMT 9.5
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Post by parkerdivine on Sept 9, 2012 20:48:51 GMT 9.5
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Post by Willow on Sept 9, 2012 22:01:10 GMT 9.5
Hehe all funny!
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