Post by parkerdivine on Aug 12, 2011 6:04:46 GMT 9.5
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The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.
— Mark Twain
Few people know how to be old .
— La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680)
The idea is to die young, as late as possible..
— Ashley Montagu
My health is good; it's my age that's bad.
— Roy Acuff (at 83)
Death sneaks up on you like a windshield sneaks up on a bug.
— Unknown wise person
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
— Joe Gores
You know you're old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you do while you're down there.
— George Burns
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
— John Barrymore
Now that I'm over sixty, I'm veering toward respectability.
— Shelley Winters
I refuse to admit that I'm more than fifty-two even if that does make my sons illegitimate.
— Lady Astor
A man's as old as he's feeling, a woman as old as she looks.
— Mortimer Collins
When a woman tells you her age, it's all right to look surprised, but don't scowl.
— Wilson Mitner
To lengthen thy life [and thy retirement years], lessen thy meals.
— Ben Franklin
I don't think about my age. It's only a number.
— James Biggs (104-year-old resident in a Dallas retirement-community)
The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on old fiddles.
— Sigmund Z Engel
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
— Don Marquis
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
— George Burns
The older one grows the more one likes indecency.
— Virginia Woolf
Growing old is compulsory. Retirement from work is discretionary.
— Unknown wise person
I've always been a bit more maturer than what I am.
— Samantha Fox
Time and trouble will tame an advanced woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force.
— Dorothy L. Sayers
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
— George Bernard Shaw
Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man.
— Leon Trotsky
I have always felt that a woman has the right to treat the subject of her age with ambiguity until, perhaps, she passes into the realm of over ninety. Then it is better she be candid with herself and with the world.
— Helena Rubinstein
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
— Bette Davis
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
— Mark Twain
Everyone is the age of their heart.
— Guatemalan proverb
Wish not so much to live long, as to live well.
— Ben Franklin
It is not how old you are, but how you are old.
— Marie Dressler
A light heart lives long.
— William Shakespeare
The trick is growing up without growing old.
— Casey Stengel
Age only matters when one is aging. Now that I have arrived at a great age, I might just as well be twenty.
— Pablo Picasso
He is so old that his blood type was discontinued.
— Bill Dana
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
— Abraham Lincoln
Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.
— Robert Benchley
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
— Bob Hope
An old man in love is like a flower in winter.
— Portuguese proverb
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Never ask old people how they are if you have anything to do that day.
— Joe Restivo
The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.
— Mark Twain
Few people know how to be old .
— La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680)
The idea is to die young, as late as possible..
— Ashley Montagu
My health is good; it's my age that's bad.
— Roy Acuff (at 83)
Death sneaks up on you like a windshield sneaks up on a bug.
— Unknown wise person
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
— Joe Gores
You know you're old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you do while you're down there.
— George Burns
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
— John Barrymore
Now that I'm over sixty, I'm veering toward respectability.
— Shelley Winters
I refuse to admit that I'm more than fifty-two even if that does make my sons illegitimate.
— Lady Astor
A man's as old as he's feeling, a woman as old as she looks.
— Mortimer Collins
When a woman tells you her age, it's all right to look surprised, but don't scowl.
— Wilson Mitner
To lengthen thy life [and thy retirement years], lessen thy meals.
— Ben Franklin
I don't think about my age. It's only a number.
— James Biggs (104-year-old resident in a Dallas retirement-community)
The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on old fiddles.
— Sigmund Z Engel
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
— Don Marquis
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
— George Burns
The older one grows the more one likes indecency.
— Virginia Woolf
Growing old is compulsory. Retirement from work is discretionary.
— Unknown wise person
I've always been a bit more maturer than what I am.
— Samantha Fox
Time and trouble will tame an advanced woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force.
— Dorothy L. Sayers
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
— George Bernard Shaw
Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man.
— Leon Trotsky
I have always felt that a woman has the right to treat the subject of her age with ambiguity until, perhaps, she passes into the realm of over ninety. Then it is better she be candid with herself and with the world.
— Helena Rubinstein
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
— Bette Davis
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
— Mark Twain
Everyone is the age of their heart.
— Guatemalan proverb
Wish not so much to live long, as to live well.
— Ben Franklin
It is not how old you are, but how you are old.
— Marie Dressler
A light heart lives long.
— William Shakespeare
The trick is growing up without growing old.
— Casey Stengel
Age only matters when one is aging. Now that I have arrived at a great age, I might just as well be twenty.
— Pablo Picasso
He is so old that his blood type was discontinued.
— Bill Dana
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
— Abraham Lincoln
Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.
— Robert Benchley
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
— Bob Hope
An old man in love is like a flower in winter.
— Portuguese proverb
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Never ask old people how they are if you have anything to do that day.
— Joe Restivo