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Post by Garry on Aug 18, 2011 22:50:32 GMT 9.5
Mike Jeans has a black belt?
Two - Too - To
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Post by Garry on Aug 18, 2011 23:08:23 GMT 9.5
There are two woman too fat to see?
Bea - Bee - Be
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Post by Jules on Aug 19, 2011 22:57:31 GMT 9.5
To be bitten by a bee you would have go near a hive, and Bea had lots of those.
Sing - Song - Loud
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Post by Garry on Aug 19, 2011 23:07:08 GMT 9.5
Sing a song a sixpence always too loud.
there and their
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Post by Jules on Aug 20, 2011 17:14:12 GMT 9.5
There is a little dog named Toots, who likes to go visiting the neighbours, and their dog loves it when he turns up, so they can play.
Toots - Rusty - Rascals
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Post by Garry on Aug 21, 2011 11:51:11 GMT 9.5
Toots and Rusty are two gay dogs who love to shag the leg of a rescal named Julie
shag leg Julie
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Post by sharon on Aug 21, 2011 20:44:14 GMT 9.5
Garry was out walking near the coast when he saw the seabird, shag it poohed on the leg of Julie.
Church cake workforce
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Post by Garry on Aug 21, 2011 22:44:53 GMT 9.5
Julie was at a church workforce meeting eating cake with seabird excrement in her hair
excrement eating seabird
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Post by Jules on Aug 22, 2011 8:50:55 GMT 9.5
The seabird that was watching me eat my salad had his excrement over half of the table and it was disgusting.
Time - Apple - Bomb
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Post by Willow on Aug 23, 2011 21:57:23 GMT 9.5
The Time Lord ate the Apple and didn't know it was really a bomb
invoice music scissors
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Post by Jules on Aug 24, 2011 20:24:58 GMT 9.5
Garry was invoiced for the music lesson he had and thought it was a waste of money so he cut the invoice up with a pair of scissors.
Great - Fantastic - Horrible
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Post by Willow on Aug 25, 2011 21:11:02 GMT 9.5
It feels great to walk down the Anzac Highway in the fantastic City to Bay but the blisters are horrible!
palm card envelope
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Post by Jules on Aug 27, 2011 8:35:21 GMT 9.5
After putting the card in the envelope, and went to put it in the letterbox that was hanging off the palm tree.
Horse - Hay -Hey
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Post by Willow on Aug 27, 2011 16:46:09 GMT 9.5
Miranda gave some hay to the horse and said "Hey!" when it accidentally bit her on the hand.
brochure iPod stapler
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Post by Jules on Aug 28, 2011 8:26:39 GMT 9.5
While looking for the stapler, it was sitting on top of the brochure, so I had a look, and I noticed that there was an iPod for really good price.
Price - Cheap - Saved
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