Post by Epi on Mar 8, 2007 18:10:56 GMT 9.5
# Christians accost you with pamphlets on the street frequently
# the Count was your favorite Sesame Street character as a child
# the shade of powder you wear is called "Sheet Of Paper"
# you accost Christians with pamphlets on the street
# you and your boyfriend fight over who gets to wear the fangs
# you and your friends take lengthy drives to visit non-local graveyards
# you are happy when no one has ever heard of your favorite band
# you argue on whether Poppy Z. Brite or Anne Rice has the more realistic outlook on life
# you buy $15 fishnets and rip them on purpose
# you can't decide whether Morticia Addams or Lily Munster is prettier,
# you fashion your eyeliner after a culture that's been dead over 2000
# you go to Denny's at 5 in the morning and think, "These are my people"
# you have seen "Nightmare before Christmas" more than seven times
# you like to play dead in public
# you own 16 or more Cleopatra c.d.'s
# you own even 1 Projekt c.d.
# you pay 6 bucks for cigarettes that match your outfit
# you refer to others as "The Normals"
# you refer to your age in mortal years
# you spell Vampire either Vampyre or Vamphyre
# you think dead flowers are prettier than live ones
# you think of the hearse as a "family car"
# you wake up still drunk at 3 in the afternoon with anonymous black
# you wear long, velvet coats in the middle of summer
# you were disappointed to find out that "American Gothic" is a portrait
# your boyfriend complains that his ribs just don't stick out the way
# your combat boots cost more than it takes to feed a third world child
# your purse is large, square and metal
# you've willingly undergone cosmetic dental surgery